I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
