my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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