love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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