the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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