It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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