How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
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hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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