North Korea, Best Korea!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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