Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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