The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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