I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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