Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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