she was so not down for the gang bang
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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