He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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