pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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