Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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