You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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