And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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