I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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