Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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