i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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