Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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