ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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