he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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