My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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