i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat