Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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