Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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