She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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