i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I need moral support for this bender
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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