I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
So apparently I’m into choking now
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