I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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