yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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