Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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