just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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