Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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