I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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