I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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