She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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