normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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