Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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