Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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