I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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