you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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