GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
