I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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