I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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