Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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