gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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