so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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