Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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