well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I want a musical about memes.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
