Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My pussy is not your playground.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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