He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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