I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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